Throw Your Phone On The Fucking Roof Paradox

If someone asks you to throw your phone on the roof for no reason and you do throw your phone on the roof you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof-

"Hey, you should throw your phone on the fucking roof for no reason lol"
"isn't that the Throw Your Phone On The Fucking Roof Paradox?"

by MagnusTheReker March 29, 2022

Revere roof rack

The roof's tower of snow left behind after hastily (or perhaps lazily) clearing one's vehicle off after a snow storm. Commonly remedied by a trip down the highway.

Me: "Oh shit! Did you see that massive Revere roof rack on the way to the PotsY show last night?"

You: "Yup, I felt bad for the poor bastard behind him on 95."

by DerDoktor January 19, 2014

Red Roof Inn

Reference to the pussy of a hot ginger female.

There goes a red roof inn.

by Eaton Holgoode December 12, 2018

raise the roof

'to half ass something, to fuck up something important'

based on one nct 2020 performance in which lucas forgot the choreography while in the center position

'Oh man, look at Lucas, he's about to raise the roof'

by torinator127 December 23, 2021

the shat hit the roof

The point at which a performance has become so bad that one is forced to get up from their seats and leave the auditorium or stadium.

"I was born an Ohio State fan. I live as an Ohio State fan. I will die an Ohio State fan. But the shat hit the roof in the game against Florida when they basketball'ed the touchback."

by MotherEarthFracker April 21, 2007

Taking it to the Roof

Taking a younger girl to the roof of a building, showing her the stars, using a few cheesy pick up lines, and making love under the moonlit skys.

JJ: Hey, I'm taking it to the roof tonight with this girl.
Jo: You asshole! Take me to the roof!

by Bromance Lovers January 13, 2009

bang for roof

When someone, usually a female goes to the bar specifically to find someone to take her home to have sex with her just so she has somewhere to stay for the night

Guy 1: I fucked some random chick last night
Guy 2: are you sure she didn't just bang for roof?
Guy 1: she did have a bag with clothes while she was at the bar
Guy 2: that's why I just kick the girls I fuck out of my apartment after I'm done

by Brohanimo December 12, 2013