quarantine

The act of staying home where a person spends their days eating their feelings, playing video games and masturbating until society continues functioning at a normal level.

Person 1: "What have you been doing lately?"
Person 2: "Quarantine..."

by The_not_famous_Clinton April 18, 2020

quarantitties

When you gain weight during quarantine that goes straight to your boobs

John: Damn, have you seen Maggie’s snap story lately?
Sam: Yeah dude! This COVID-19 has given her some massive quarantitties!

by koalakid3377 April 15, 2020

quarantine

a time that gives me an excuse to have mental breakdowns and blow up teachers emails

i’ve been in quarantine for 3 weeks and haven’t left the house once... IMMA LOOSE MY MIND

by omw.to.your.dads.house April 11, 2020

Quarantine

Staying home and getting drunk everyday.

Thank God they let the liquor stores be open, because I'm in quarantine and burning through bottles.

by scrappylotto April 15, 2020

Quarantine

Being away from people when the coronavirus is going around

Say a goddamn houses and be quarantine we’re not gonna have a summer

by Read it and Believe it April 17, 2020

Quarantine

Where horny teens are forced to sit in the house all day with nothing but the food they haven’t eaten and the occasional family walk- that they’re forced to go on.

Wow quarantine has me bored I want to go out and see my friends.

Quarantine is not too bad , because we’re doing what we usually do just not in person.

by swagdawg April 19, 2020

Quarantine

A jail like experience that no one should have to endure.

Bob: "I feel like punching someone!"
Rob: "Be sure to be 6 feet apart when you do. Then we have to go back to quarantine!"

by 2manyppls April 22, 2020