exhibitionist-by-proxy

A Kink

When a husband, wife, girlfriend, boyfriend, or any romantic partner gets off exposing their partner, or any one private part of their body naked to friends.

example, pulling the strings on your wifes bikini while she is asleep on the beach, then startle her when someone goes by.

Alternative Kink included would be Flashing by Proxy

My husband is a exhibitionist-by-proxy, he gets off showing me topless or flashing me totally naked to his friends and sometimes a stranger.

by kinksearcher March 17, 2020

peroxide abuser

Poser,thinks the world revolves around them. Bleached hair, claims to skate, lame, messed, what more can u ask of a poser?

"I'm so cool, I did a nollie 360." No you didn't, you peroxide abuser

by right/with/the/world December 19, 2002

pyroess

the female version of "pyro", short for pyromaniac. It means someone who is crazy around fire and likes to light things on fire randomly without any prior consideration or forethought. In other words, ME!!! Which is why my friend Jonathan calls me this all the time.

The girl (ok, me) poured lighter fluid on the picture of her ex-boyfriend, then lit it on fire, which also caused some other things to catch flame. Such as the lawn. When her mother came home and saw what she'd done, she just smiled, gave the girl her medicine, and patted her on the head. "My silly little pyroess," she said.

by Mrs. Waxy Bunny May 13, 2006

Proxy

A person or object that is looking particularly good. When peng is not deserved, and often used for things when seen for the first time.

That new coat is proxy
I saw your English teacher today and fuck she is proxy

by Happybaps2201 December 27, 2018

Design Proxy

A customizable character made on a video game for the sole purpose of the design, often to be deleted as soon as the design has been transferred onto paper, an art program, an image hosting web site, etc.

"I made Alyte on Soul Calibur 3, but I'm not going to use her cos the weapons for her Class suck horribly. She's such a Design Proxy."

by Kylias March 10, 2009

Hydrogen Peroxide

Something that can kill you if you drink it!
Its formula is H2O2!
It is proof that oxygen is like the human race... murdering as well as life-sustaining.

PS... It is not all bad, it can be used as a steriliser and as a teeth whitener, just DON'T DRINK IT!

Guy 1: I need a drink... Ahhh a cup of water.
Guy 2: DON'T THAT'S HYDROGEN PEROXIDE, IT'LL KILL YOU!!!
Guy 1: Relax m8, it's just an extra oxygen atom...
Guy 2: But Oxygen is like the human race... it's...
(Guy 1 goes all pale and dies)
Guy 2: NOOOO, H2O2 kills... I didn't make that obvious??? WAAAAAAAA

by Itz Rob May 23, 2016

drunk-facebooking by proxy

The act of drunkenly communicating with someone indirectly on Facebook, either by posting to a mutual friend's page or updating your status. Typically occurs after fights or break-ups.

Tom: What's up with Kristen's Facebook status? It says "Can't believe how things work out sometimes... Guess some people can never make up their minds."

Jane: She's drunk-facebooking by proxy. She just wants to show Will she thinks their break-up is his fault.

Tom: Is that what she was doing yesterday when her status said something about drinking away her troubles?

Jane: Exactly. You have sure mastered the meaning of drunk-facebooking by proxy

by allegrad July 1, 2009