pudding rag

a disgusting cloth covered in a thick viscus coating of feces and semen. a pudding rag is usually obtained by the process of a man wiping his ass, then masturbating with the cloth. it is possibly the most disgusting thing on the planet.

haha, i just gaged tom with a day old pudding rag

by mike mud-bone December 26, 2008

pudding flight

When a man with loose stool utilises the momentum of a sex swing to lob watery fecal matter into the mouth of his beloved directly from his anus from great distances.

I always thought Jerry was really vanilla but it turns out he's into pudding flights.

by Calenlass February 28, 2010

Locker Pudding

Secretly shitting in someone's gym, school or wall locker.

Dammit, on Tom's last day of work he left a load of locker pudding!

by MyerFuzz August 25, 2009

pudding-pop

(v.) to rape, or to drug someone's drink with the intention of raping them. The term is a reference to serial-rapist Bill Cosby, who was both a spokesman for Jello Pudding Pops and a serial rapist who drugged women and raped them.

Amy, don't drink that! I think that douchebag pudding-popped your drink!
Poor Tiffany doesn't date anymore; she's traumatized by a freshman-year date pudding-pop.

by UnfrozenCaveman November 22, 2014

pudding

An aphrodisiac recommended and used by Bill Cosby.

Bill's having a hard time getting it up. Get him some pudding!

by jshade July 28, 2007

Jewish Pudding Cup

When a person lies on their back while naked and put the legs over their head. (This must be prepared a few hours before hand due to the fact that a butt plug is necessary to expand the anus.) The person then removes the butt plug and wait for their sexual partner(s). (Also a must: The partner on the delivering end must have a bad case of diarrhea.) The person on the delivering end then proceeds to 'take a shit' in the receivers anus, the delivering party the sits down, with a spoon and consumes the 'pudding' from the receivers anus. (This must all occur inside of an active gas chamber, because if you are down to do this shit, you need to be killed anyways.)

Cameron wanted to try something a bit more kinky then the usual, so he asked Andrew if he would like to partake in the sexual act of "The Jewish Pudding Cup."

by PyvT June 15, 2014

panty pudding

the secretions from a woman's vagina, especially after seeing a hot guy like wally wally

That bitch had major panty pudding after I pulled out my dong at the dinner table

by weasel February 11, 2003