prostitoot

Amish slang for virgin or someone who has not or will never have sex.

That amish chick is such a prostitoot.

by Amish Virgin Mary January 9, 2010

prostitution

The practice of exchanging sex for money, goods or favours - by people who have the integrity to admit what they are doing.

Contrary to popular stupidity very few whores are coerced and most are self-employed, or work through agencies.

Yes it's squalid, and I will stop doing it the moment someone explains to me how it's morally worse than the 'approved' method of going to clubs and lying your way into some drunken slut's minge.

I can see why prostitution may have been harmful to society when there was still a society to harm.

by Lord Grimcock May 18, 2008

prostitution

how dreams are made.

"Selling is legal. Fucking is legal. Why isn't selling fucking legal?" - George Carlin on prostitution.

by Drama_King January 18, 2009

prostitution

Only thing better than porn if you don't have a girlfriend.

I went to Vegas and prostitution was everywhere. So I started living in Caesars Palace, saving up cash to spend on hookers.

by ggg666 October 24, 2003

prostitute

A person that will sleep around for money. Usually when used, it is referring to a female sleeping with a male, but there are cases where a male sleeps with a female for money, male with male, and female with female.

Nerd 1: Dude, I got laid last night!

Nerd 2: It doesn't count if it's a prostitute.

Nerd 1: What if I didn't pay her?

Nerd 2: You did.

by lionking1 August 3, 2009

prostitote

bag, satchel, or some other large means of conveyance (body bag, over-sized trash bag) which is used in the transport of corpse(s) of coked-up, dead hooker(s) from scene of crime to alleyway, dumpster, woods, etc.

The call-girl we ordered for Jaline's birthday party had an aneurysm in the middle of giving her a lapdance, so we had to stuff her in a prostitote and haul her ass out to the dumpster.

by 734 March 12, 2008

Canadian Prostitute

A Canadian woman who you pay to give you a hug. (this is because the Canadians are too polite to pay people for sex)

That guy Bob is a real hoser, he cheated on his wife when he paid that Canadian prostitute to give him a hug.

by ls614 June 16, 2011