Professional idiot

Born out of need to describe define a specific typ of conservetiv media talking head,

that rant and rave with little care about the arguments they are making.
by Sha ya January 08, 2020
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Professional relationship

A professional relationship mean we can fuck chill hangout do everything things that couples do just there is no commitment
by Cjfrmmillikan August 24, 2017
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Professional Mexican

A person of Mexican origin who does such tasks as mowing lawns, janitorial work, etc.
Dude 1: Man, I don't feel like mowing my lawn.

Dude 2: Why don't you hire a Professional Mexican to do it.
by Jester320320 August 06, 2009
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professionally bumming

To not literally bum someone, but cater to their every need. For example, you always talk about that person, you always say how attractive you find them, you make them cakes and stuff. and (not literally) you bum lick them.
Emily: "OMGG i love ben he is so cute, isn't he so cute! i love him! I'm gonna make him a cake on his birthday"
Beth: (rolls eyes) "cool can i help?"
Emily: "NO WAY, i don't want you getting any of the credit cos i love him"
Beth: "OH **** you! just cos your professionally bumming him"

EMily runs off and crys.
by Betty Weiner September 27, 2007
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professional celebrity

As said, a celebrity who has no talent but is famous anyway. For example, the royal family are a group of professional celebrities, as they don't actually have any particular reason for being famous other than having important ancestors!
Prince charles is a professional celebrity
The queen is a professional celebrity
by Asher February 16, 2007
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Professional "That Guy"

Quite often a professional musician, a professional "that guy" is hired to be a scape goat for lameness and criticism. They are the tried and true wingmen for all those who can't quite cut it in public.
Holy crap, Taylor Swifts guitarist is totally a Professional "That Guy". No Johnny, your just a regular that guy.
by poop geyser January 16, 2009
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professional wrestling

pro•fes•sion•al wrestling \pr&-'fesh-n&l re-s&l-in\ noun
1. unadulterated, homo-erotic, gender transferable, ass tapping, leg humping, man grappling, soft core man on man action on a giant drum performing in gaping man tights for public viewing by gender preference confused individuals trying to pass this gay play off as “entertainment”.

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bryan went home oiled and in tights, he must be going to watch professional wrestling.
by bryan chen September 10, 2007
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