process crime

A crime the grand jury defines as a crime while you don't; skullduggery; dirty tricks.

Everything Roger Stone is accused of is a process crime.

by Crawdad Nelson February 1, 2019

procedural chess

The weaponisation of an administration apparatus such that the opposing party or parties must navigate a sea of bureaucratic red tape in order to proceed with requisite business.

Dorothea has a grievance with her doctor's office, but the procedural chess of submitting a complaint has left her stunned; she may just forget about the whole endeavour.

by pseudoraphael June 1, 2020

Proceleme

A man with a 20 metre penis, the ruler of the Brno underworld and the owner of 2 baguette vending machines in the centre of Prague. His last name is the swag he's made 24% of.

If it's white than it's alright. If it's Brown you are drown in diarrhea. Proceleme 2016.

6.8

by Proceleme fan March 27, 2022

deuce processor

To go number 2 in someone's desktop computer. Similar to an upper decker, but much more inappropriate.

The gentleman with the dickeration was not pleased to find some had installed a deuce processor in his machine overnight.

by knasty2 February 3, 2010

Micro-processing

the process of only processing a portion of what a person is saying.

"Say again, I was micro-processing."
"You'll have to speak slowly around her, she's a micro-processor."
"His A.D.D. self will micro-process everything said by a chick with size c tits or larger."

by Bo Webber the ORIGINAL WebHead January 29, 2018

Audio Processing Disorder

Its basically pretty hard to understand what people are saying

Hey
Im good thanks
I said hey..
Sorry i have Audio Processing Disorder i can mishear stuff easily

by vbzy20 November 17, 2018

Thermopylae Processing (Computing)

When a computing process is hung up on one process before it can continue towards the full range; all other processes are waiting for a single process to finish.

Nah, bro. I can't go to the park, and/or play soccer, and/or have myself a bronie party, till I finish cleaning my room. It's a 'Thermopylae processing (Computing)' structure. And those fine ladies dislike the low throughput...

by Old man Biff May 29, 2020