phocapitate

To photo-decapitate. To take a picture that cuts off a person's head from being visible in the picture. Generally unintentional.

Catherine, you totally phocapitated us in this picture!!

I don't know whether to tag Heather or Nancy, because the person was phocapitated due to poor camera skills.

by papanoel001 May 15, 2011

proactor

A proactor is a person who is proactive

I want John on my team because he is a great proactor

by hippiericky December 26, 2011

Poocation

When one strives to get away from the mundane, overcrowded bathroom of his everyday building at work or school; he will wonder to different floors, or different buildings, in order to find a better bathroom eventually. Here it'll be more private, peaceful, and have a change of scenery- both architecturally and sexually (different dime pieces walking 'round)

Office drone 1: Hey man where's Mike? We gotta meeting soon.
Office drone 2: I think he's on poocation, the bathroom here stinks and the bitches are ugly.

by diginick September 9, 2016

Poocano

A cumulative mountain of fecal matter
Alternatively

A mountian of poop, each individual turd creating its own crater.

Don't go in that porta-shitter, I just left a massive poocano

by Lyfe lessons with Ann May 23, 2016

precaffeinate

The act of removing the coffee pot and pouring a cup of coffee before the pot has fully brewed.

"Dude, you totally precaffeinated that cup of coffee. What, you couldn't wait another 30 seconds?!?"

by Tosa Steve December 6, 2016

precation masturbation

The act of masturbating the day before a long vacation to avoid the urge to touch oneself in close proximity to friends and/or family members.

I've made our reservations, packed our bags, and had my precation masturbation session. I am totally ready for this trip!

by RonnieRon February 6, 2017

PorcaddioSEITARDO

Parola che accosta il soggetto ad un maiale disabile. si riferisce a persone che passano tutto il giorno su 9gag e simili, portando poi a gente comune termini casuali la cui definizione è conosciuta solo ai primi nominati.

A: Yo man u are a edgelord
B: PorcaddioSEITARDO...

by Anti-9gag August 25, 2017