When a woman gives the male oral then performs anal on her and finishes in her AKA the birthday present
by Time teller January 9, 2023
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Hym "Um... YEAH, dipshit. That's one of the modes. I mean, it- What are you even talking about? It isn't even the best mode! I'm using it now! While I write! That is what the mode is for! You are doing that wrong. Present mode (Fully embodied self/FES) is got DOING things, Ham Sarris. It's for like, slanging weiner and shit. Why would I use FES all the time? That's why I think you don't have thoughts in your head. I use it while I'm writing and oscillate between THAT and Internal Dialogue mode to make these. Then there is Scenario Visualization mode. And then there is the Autopilot. That's for remedial, repetitive task. And I use the autopilot in conjunction with both Visualization and Dialogue modes. It also doesn't require cognition AT ALL. Like, my walk to work last night was almost entirely autopilot. I literally don't even remember most of the trip. But my autopilot is ALSO fucked right now because of this brain shit I got going on. But nah, there's nothing good about present mode. Present mode is dodshit. Hyperfocus mode or bust. But hyper focus is strenuous. Which is why I usually only play games in like 1-2 hour long bursts. What am I going to do? Go outside and look at a bird? Fuck present mode."
by Hym Iam March 10, 2025
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by presmen2021 September 20, 2021
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"Tear down all the statues of George Washington! The man was a racist!"
"That's presentism, dude. In 100 years someone will probably think you were a monster for eating meat."
"Tear down all the statues of George Washington! The man was a racist!"
"That's presentism, dude. In 100 years someone will probably think you were a monster for eating meat."
by anonymous September 20, 2022
Get the presentism mug.Shaking the buttock quickly in an up and down motion with the hips, spreading the shaker's "cheeks" to present the anus, often to hypnotized onlookers. This is done repeatedly, mostly on all fours, in a frog-like position. More professional presenters are able to deliver said movement while in a sumo style (wide) stance standing. The Poop Shute Presentation can be abbreviated to it's more common street/bedroom/pool party name of "PCP".
1) Mildred was shocked to see a young woman doing the Poop Chute Presentation (PCP) in front of the hams in the meat section at Vons.
2) Women were hypnotizing the boys doing the Poop Chute Presentation (PCP) at the clubs in Miami. The boys were making it rain for them.
3) Becky took me to the VIP room to do the Poop Chute Presentation (PCP) in private, but I left 'cause she was nasty.
2) Women were hypnotizing the boys doing the Poop Chute Presentation (PCP) at the clubs in Miami. The boys were making it rain for them.
3) Becky took me to the VIP room to do the Poop Chute Presentation (PCP) in private, but I left 'cause she was nasty.
by Henry Squaddlebottom August 10, 2021
Get the Poop Chute Presentation (PCP) mug.When one needs to be intoxicated in order to stand up in front of a group of people to give a oral presentation.
The only way to be successful for the upcoming presentation is too alter ones state of mind.
The only way to be successful for the upcoming presentation is too alter ones state of mind.
by River21 December 14, 2013
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