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President's Club

An exclusive members only club, usually printed on the business cards of women executives, meaning she has risen to the top, more importantly that she knows how and is willing to give the Lewinsky without appledogging.She does not wear blue dresses as to avoid stains.
Beth was promoted yesterday to the president's club after her "meeting" with her boss at the local motel.
She mentioned that a cigar was involved somehow.
by Laird Jeffers February 20, 2009
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present them

The perfect reply when one is insultingly instructed by another individual to "suck their balls", usually leaving the opponent speechless and oneself victorious in argument.
Parent: "I thought I told you to clean that room!?"

Child: "Suck my balls!!"

Parent (calmly): "Present them.."

Child: "..." (proceeds to do as told, dumbstruck).
by dmince93 May 8, 2011
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NOT MY PRESIDENT

A phrase you can use when you don't like the outcome of the situation you are in.

It works in so many ways. Especially if you sit in fetal position and squeeze your eyes shut really hard. Then yell it as loud as you can. That way you win.
Damien: I crushed you in that game of Halo the other day...you really suck.
Brian: Not my president.
by cramagraham June 14, 2018
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President Obama

"President Obama is bringing hope and change"
"Sure he is"
by Sam the Sasquach July 14, 2009
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The Snake Oil President

Another increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS.
Yes, I am taking hydroxychloroquine and yes I own stock in it and no, I am not The Snake Oil President!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 24, 2020
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President Pelosi

The next President of the United States, at least for the rest of 2020, since Pence has also been clearly implicated in the Finnish quid pro quo debacle.
Of course all along, assuming what many have assumed throughout this pathetic charade of a presidency, she wouldn’t have wanted to get started on this road since she was not wanting to become President Pelosi.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 7, 2019
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president bush

Verb. To suddenly shove an unsuspecting person into the bushes.
Hey, where's Fred?
He's going to be a little late. I president bushed him on the way here and he's still trying to claw his way out.
That's harsh.
I know, but I just can't resist it.
by teemo1 May 29, 2019
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