Coffee Potting

The act of tea bagging another's face with only one testicle

The men went coffee potting girls last night.

by Homeboy J-Fury October 20, 2010

porking

Eating a shitload! (Not literally)

Nicole: Sonia, where did all the Cauliflower go?
Sonia: I don't know, ask Ann! She's been porking on it all day!

by NSA May 15, 2006

poking on face

when you "poke" someone you are saying that you wanna have sex with them

"yeah, we were poking on facebook"
"you really think he wants too fuck you?"
"yeah deffinitely!"

by kriskins February 14, 2009

Crab Potting

The tendency of women in a professional setting, when in trouble, to blame or include other coworkers rather than accept responsibility, or even cover for them. It's derived from the idea that crabs in a boiling pot of water will claw at and drag each other down rather than sacrifice oneself to see any other succeed.

Mike said I need to stop crab potting him, but it's not fair I got yelled at for being late when he was too.

by smuchibuchi October 5, 2011

Pooking

When one has an intestinal blockage for so long that a fully-formed turd reverses itself and is puked (or "pooked") up.

Britta: Where's Billy?

Brindi: I think he's sick.

Anders: He's in the bathroom pooking up a turd!

by Panda Lundberg February 22, 2008

porking

When a male and female are wearing pants and rubbing there crothes together.

Wanna go porking motha fudger

by Ninja God October 10, 2005

polking it

has multiple meanings
- Laughing at inside jokes that you don't know
- Making JV spelling errors
- Telling a crappy story with no structure then saying something like "i hate that kid sooooo much" at the end
- Following people around like they're your older brother
- Asking bros for their girlfriends cell phone numbers
- Taking as much free sh*t as you can fit in your back pack
- Basically, doing/saying anything that a normal human being would view as "retarded"

Inglese- Effin S Yeah BROO

Marcus- bro, your polking it right now

by Dashinkashayla May 27, 2011