pooch couf

Fuckin your ol lady and your dog sticks his nose right in your asshole

I was pooch coufed last night when I was with your wife

by kudie poof May 16, 2009

Pooches

1.) What you call your soon to be spouse

2.) Nickname for your significant other

I love you pooches

by Muliticus May 30, 2019

poonch

Poonch, Poonched, Pooncher, Poonches =

To severely screw something up, to break or ruin something.

(Pooncharelli = someone that allways Poonches it)

Eastpoint Mi - Papa Liver Bros.

Blowing water thru the Bong , ... Dude You Fuckin Poonched us

by Krane Phuture September 28, 2004

pooching

To conceal something in one's vagina, usually for the purpose of hiding it from the police or security guards

They're searching at the door, you better start pooching your stash, girl!

by Kevin Break May 14, 2008

Poochie

The act of reaching an entirely new level, beyond that of cool. Usually used as an adjective.

Laura: Hey Ray

Ray: Hey Laura! Is that a new shirt?
Laura: Just got it yesterday.
Ray: It's veery poochie.

by poochieboy August 1, 2010

PoonChaser

1. Someone who chases poon, A straight male.
2. A vulgar name for a straight male who is extreamly insecure about his manhood.

1. Look at that guy chase that poon.
2. Man hes a fucking poonchaser.

by You Wish You Knew March 16, 2004

Poorachute

When you're taking a poo and the hot air/fumes flow up through the neckhole in your shirt and filter right past your face.

Damn i had to take off my shirt for that one, the poorachute effect was to strong to handle.

by Pooventer March 4, 2011