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Poofilating

Male narcissist, grooming and admiring himself in the mirror
Look at Harry poofilating in the mirror
by KenzOmar October 31, 2019
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Pooflez

Seeping crest of turbidity. Arrogant vessel of lunacy! Boil forth and deny! Grow numb and flicker! Disrupt sleep! Crawling queen of iron! Eternally self-destructing doll of mud! Unite! Repulse! Fill with soil and know your own powerlessness! Hado 90: KUROHITSUGI!
pooflez is such a sussy baka
by tmartn35 August 24, 2021
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poofo wienie

What you get when you are a dude, and stick your penis in someone's pooper.
Damn man, be glad you didn't catch a whiff of Merle's poofo wienie from hangin' with his backdoor partner last night.
by Rez Dogg June 29, 2022
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Curly-poof

A common name for those that have curly and/or poofy hair -- REAL, though, not fake. So far it's only a term of friendly endearment and a way to catch the attention of a curly-haired stranger, as they will respond to it.
Friend: Hey Curly-poof, what's up?
Curly-poof: Nothing much.

Stranger: Curly-poof, what are you doing?
by real-life poof May 14, 2011
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tiny poof

An animal that appears great in size, but, once you touch it, is actually very small and only appears so large because it has a great deal of fur. Like a pom pom, but alive, and, also, not at all.

Father: Your rabbit is a lot bigger than you said it was
*Picks up rabbit*
Father: Ah, this creature is entirely composed of fur
Daughter: Told you; my rabbit is a tiny poof.
Father: Your rabbit is a lot bigger than you said it was
*Picks up rabbit*
Father: Ah, this creature is entirely composed of fur
Daughter: Told you; my rabbit is a tiny poof.
by Pzazz Injyles March 18, 2015
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Full Pomfret

The moment when going out for drinks with Pomfret when you tip over the edge into a point of no return, usually involving getting exceptionally drunk and staying up until the early hours of the morning.
"OMG last night we went full Pomfret now I've got a killer hangie"
"I had a lucky escape last night. I was on the verge of going full Pomfret but then I realised I had an early morning meeting the next day so we only went half Pomfret in the end"
by Impact-Ed July 14, 2015
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Just Poofing

Having consentual sex with another man in order to relieve sexual frustration.

No acts of intimacy, such as kissing.
First con:

"Came by your cell earlier and seen a guy hanging off your dick"

Second con:
"Gets lonely. It's just poofing and don't mean a thing"
by TnD-GSC July 24, 2016
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