pootang

when a woman gets poo on her vagina

kade: "yoo she got a real pootang on that fanny g"

by @leighton.exe June 22, 2021

Poontang Boomerang

Descriptive name given to a man's severely curved member.

"She was more than intrigued by the shape of my Johnson. Told you Dude, it's a Poontang Boomerang!"

by BigBS67 December 15, 2021

poontang

pussy, vagina, down under, kitty cat, flower, fanny, nunny what ever you call it; Irving Zistman says it a lot in bad grandpa.

"i love me some poontang"

by stinky_balls July 7, 2022

Poontang Pummel

When you really hate a bitch and want to knock them into the next dimension

That bitch Amy needs a poontang pummel

by Badbitchb23 January 20, 2024

Poultang

Poultang's weekend consists of day drinking and heavy gambling,
There have been many sightings of him getting off the 37 in a leopard print dress and walking into Betfred.
Other sightings include him passed out in an alleyway with a shoelace tied around his bicep and a needle in his forearm.

Person 1: Saw Poultang the other day at the boozer
Person 2: Yeah absolute State that guy

by Jelboy234 February 21, 2024

Poontang Violence

Whips and chain, Knots and claims, nothing filled the definition and scope of the poontag violence that fits the uncultured and unhinged experimentation of the Aussie drunken Poontang Violence.

"he and her caused themselves so much Poontang Violence, that they both had Ugg boots on both legs in 40 Degree heat.

by bithesbeaussie January 16, 2026

Poontang

A word usually used by derelicts to describe the vagina

“I can’t wait to get some of that poontang tonight”
“Yeah tell me about it.”

by Saltypog2007 April 19, 2025