Winnie the Pooh-ing

The act of wearing a shirt but no pants

When you're drunk and about to go to the bathroom but you forget what you're doing and you just stand there looking in the mirror with your pants down and your ass out, you're Winnie the Pooh-ing

by k8tea coaty September 23, 2019

Pooting

The act of texting while taking a dump at the same time.

Tom : Whats up?
Jerry : Oh nothing man just came home and starting pooting
Tom : Oh man i haven't pooted for like ages
Jerry : OMG I'm crowning so bad it's like I'm giving birth to a brown baby boy!

by pu3k September 30, 2009

pooping

One who is under the influence of speed.

Time to put the fiddle down,you're pooping hard.

by EH of HB November 5, 2007

poofing

to engage in smoking, generally marijuana.

me and my boys were poofing on a fat blunt.

by qbert June 1, 2003

french pooping

1.Too Excreate Into Another Willing Persons Anal Cavity
2.Too Shit, Dump, Or Download Into A Girls Butthole
3.Taking a duce in Ones Butt
4. Shitting in another persons shithole

:Dude: "Last Night I totally French Pooped In Stacys Butthole"

Dan: "Dude, Nar" "check out those sluts over there"
Nar: "Oh yeah, i see them"
Dan: "I bet you, one of them is down for french pooping"
Nar: "and if they aren't, They will be"
Dan and Nar: "Muhahahhahahhaaa"

by Nar September 26, 2005

puking and pooping

A Don de la nooch

Hung over to the point where you vomit and shit simultaneously.
Topically a night of mass booze consumption and Taco Bell.

Puking and pooping - A Don de la nooch

by KING-T shed October 28, 2013

Pooping-it-Forward

Based on the pay-it-forward theory, but in an office environment. One worker walks in on a co-worker while that co-worker is pooping in a communal bathroom stall. That worker, who walks in on a co-worker, then is walked in on by another co-worker while pooping in a communal bathroom stall, thus pooping-it-forward.

In Dennis’ first few weeks with Company A he really needed to take a poop. He entered the men’s room and pulled open the handicap stall door and there sat Jason, Dennis’ co-worker, dropping the kids off at the pool. A few months later Randy, another Company A employee, had a Taco Bell moment where he just had to go. In a hurry he flung open the handicap stall door and found Dennis upon the company throne, pooping, while texting his girl. At that point, Dennis completed the cycle of pooping-it-forward.

by RandyPits March 5, 2008