Porcelain Surprise

When taking a shit, a Porcelain Suprise is when the first nugget you drop splashes water back up and hits you in the asshole.

"OH GOD! I just got a Porcelain Surprise!"

by STEW POT November 7, 2006

Porcelain Puppy Dog

This is a rather simple action performed on an average family dog. Four or more men line up and "make their mayo" all over the dog. After a while, the liguid hardens and the dog appears to be made out of fine chinese porcelain.

Sparky was really a fun loving dog until we gave him the Porcelain Puppy Dog , en la casa de Anderson.

by BlackSnowMan November 23, 2006

Pay homage to the porcelain altar

To take a really fat dump, pinch a loaf, or otherwise defecate in a porcelain receptacle.

"Dude, where ya going?"
"I must pay homage to the porcelain altar."

by the79bomb October 7, 2009

porcelain slammer

when a chick is throwing up bent over the toilet, the man comes up from behind her and throws it in-- hopefully causing the girl's head to slam into the back of the john.

dude, i caught my girlfriend booting last night, so i gave her the porcelain slammer.

by Markoo420 September 25, 2006

porcelain

A toilet. Literally the material that many toilets are made out of.

Man, I just shit my brains out on the porcelain.
Excuse me, may I use the porcelain.

by joegvo January 10, 2008

Porcelain Shrubbery

A small area of pubic hair that sometimes can be found laying on the outer rim of any given toilet.

"I gotta piss man."
"Dude make sure to watch out for the porcelain shrubbery."

"Buy Oxy-clean! The fastest cleaning agent for your bathroom. Gets off even the sketchiest shrubbery!"

by ShredHeadGent July 22, 2009

poocalepsy

the overwhelming urge to fall asleep on the toilet.

Matthew's resonating snores in the office restroom proved that his poocalepsy was a recurring problem.

by PogoJojo August 2, 2011