Dingler Puddle

A puddle of semen left in the small of a girl's back, the head of the penis is then slapped into the puddle, spreading the ejaculate across the back.

"We were watching The Girl Next door when I went splashing in her Dingler Puddle!"

by Namor Aquaman June 30, 2008

vice-poodle

A subordinate lap-dog to the completely clueless commander-in-chief of the executive branch.

oh yes, we're safe!
the vice-poodle will be managing the Corona virus pandemic...
close one, eh?

by YAWA March 8, 2020

up shit creek without a paddle

When one is caught in a precarious situation where the likelihood of it ending in something positive is virtually non-existent.

I can't believe I hit that car with my Mom's new car. I have been driving around aimlessly for the past 2 hours because as soon as she sees this dent, I'm up shit creek without a paddle.

wrong situation

by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015

Paddle Boater

A two footed driver who constantly presses left, then right just like someone powering a paddle boat.

"Honk!!"

"Friggin' Paddle Boater, get out of the way!"

by AllieShandy March 13, 2009

Poodleying

Two hermaphrodite goats mating on your dinner table.

Whooo the goats are poodleying!;)

by savance July 24, 2009

Puddle of Yves

The condition of not getting your way and literally melting to the floor, curling up in the fetal position and crying or in a more sudtle way-covering your eyes and face with your hands until the person gives into your whims and wants.

I told her no and she became a Puddle of Yves.

by rachealk February 4, 2010

puddle scunt

Is a cracked out meth head that will spread her legs and gapping open mouth for surfing your carpet

scunt puddle scunt

by GOD of LIGHT May 15, 2013