Pine County

Pine County is the rural most area between Duluth and the Twin Cities. If you live in Pine County, you are often found sticking your dick in your Ford F150's exhaust pipe. After busting a nut, you will take a case of bud light roadies and habitually drive drunk to your local meth lab. Don't worry about the 5-0 in this area because they join you in your drunken escapades. This county is rittled with herpes and boredom. If you don't have herpes, you will probably contract it from your cousin relatively soon.

Pine county hick 1: Did you just see that hot bitch on that John Deere?
Pine county hick 2: Yeah, man. That's my cousin. I gave her the herp!

by CBAAED April 3, 2011

Pineapple Wednesday

The first Wednesday of the month. To celebrate, one wears clothing depicting pineapples, eats pineapples, drinks pineapple juice, sings/dances to the Pineapple Wednesday song, and does anything she/he can think of that relates to pineapples.

Pineapple,
Pineapple Wednesday;
It is my favourite day
Of the month!

by the Pollylu July 8, 2004

Pineapple

A yellow cactus that you can eat

WHERES MY PINEAPPLE CHARLOTTE? IDK MARGRET. “MIKEY ATE IT YESTERDAY” said Joe.

by IDK MARGRET April 27, 2019

guatemalan pineapple

A form of sex that is incredibly pointy, and painful.

"Dude, my ass is ripped to shreds!"

"Really?"

"Yeah, that guatemalan pineapple really fucking hurt."

"I could tell, your ass looks like Detroit."

by MegaBronyClopper69 January 31, 2014

pine pony

n. "the bench;" the bench team sports players sit on during gameplay. To "ride the pine pony" means to sit out of a game because of an injury, a suspension, or, especially, because a player sucks.

"His torn ACL has him riding the pine pony until next season."

by wayfarer April 30, 2005

pineapple

A word Urban Dictionary makes me feel bad for looking up its definition

Shawn: I wonder what Urban Dictionary says the definition of pineapple is.

Gary: Let's look it up:
Urban Dictionary: what the fuck are you looking at the definition of pineapples for you stupid fuck?
Shawn: I am sad
Gary: As am I

by pseudojones June 19, 2014

Pine Crest School

A college prep school located in Fort Lauderdale, Florida, often see as "that rich kid school" and/or "that really hard school". With a 78 acre Fort Lauderdale campus and a 20 acre Boca Raton Campus, PC includes many different facilities. Pine Crest wastes no time when it comes to molding the brains of students and piling on extracurriculars. Many students go on to attend acclaimed Colleges and Universitys as well as Ivy League schools. Students can be seen indulging in 'student store' cookies to relieve stress while getting smothered by exam week 3 times a year, and multiple tests daily. In the long run, as much as students actually 'live' at Pine Crest, the journey is well worth the fight.

Person 1: Hey did you hear about the kid who went alone to Iraq?
Person 2: Yeah didn't he go to Pine Crest School in Florida?

by daaancagrl March 11, 2009