Pine County is the rural most area between Duluth and the Twin Cities. If you live in Pine County, you are often found sticking your dick in your Ford F150's exhaust pipe. After busting a nut, you will take a case of bud light roadies and habitually drive drunk to your local meth lab. Don't worry about the 5-0 in this area because they join you in your drunken escapades. This county is rittled with herpes and boredom. If you don't have herpes, you will probably contract it from your cousin relatively soon.
Pine county hick 1: Did you just see that hot bitch on that John Deere?
Pine county hick 2: Yeah, man. That's my cousin. I gave her the herp!
Pine county hick 2: Yeah, man. That's my cousin. I gave her the herp!
by CBAAED March 18, 2011
Located in east central minn. This county is known for its high unemployment and welfare rate along with crime rate and its meth use . 90% of its jail is full of 5th degree meth arrest the other 10% is criminal sexual conduct arrests. If your planning on visiting this place leave kids at home and don't bring any valuebles cause your kids will be corrupted or sexualy harrased and valubles will be taken and traded for drugs
I went on vacatoin to pine county minn my kids got sexually harrased and corrupted into meth and car got stolen and traded for meth
by camping buddy May 21, 2017
The ultimate county fair experience north of Antarctica. Located in pine city mn this white trash derby haven represents a national holiday for anyone within the county.
by Rufuer April 5, 2016
by Arliss88 January 23, 2021
A county in central Nevada next to the Utah border. It’s county seat is Ely, and has the Humboldt-Toiyabe National Forest, The Great Basin National park, along with many other outdoor attractions. And BTW it is not by Las Vegas or Reno it is about 1- 7 counties away from each.
by Slowedrumble42 April 25, 2020