turd pilot

One who drives a flying turd.

The turd pilot is heading this way.

by scottbo February 18, 2008

Airline Pilot

1. Leaps tall buildings in a single bound. Is more powerful than a speeding bullet, walks on water, and discusses policy with The King. Is higher in rank than a multiengine pilot.

Whoa! Look at the airline pilot all spiffy in his uniform!

by Da Moose November 18, 2003

rug pilot

A rug pilot is a term used for dot heads. This phrase originates from the old stories of magic carpets in the old Arab countries.

That stupid rug pilot doesn't speak a word of English.

by ACloseFollowing June 30, 2004

mole pilot

a state of deep depression where all daily activities are undertaken as a matter of course. like being on auto pilot, but you're navigating in complete darkness.

Have you seen Cheri? Since Steve left her she's been like a ghost.
I know. She's gone into mole pilot mode - wake up, tunnel your way to the end of the day, wake up, start all over again... we've all been there.

by kwraikarn December 9, 2009

Bro Pilot

a Co-Pilot that is your bro. someone to take over when your life gets too bro

i got real wasted night tried to drive home, but my bro pilot took over instead

by Bromantics April 29, 2011

Cock Pilot

A wingman so good, that they don't just get you the girl, but they guide you to the navigational landing strip!!

Hey did you see Jessica last night? Yeah thanks to my Cock Pilot, Mike, I got with her.

by Murray123184 July 11, 2011

dick pilot

it means where a woman rides your dick untill your head spins

i got dick piloted now im itchy

by Bad Habit April 23, 2006