noun. A term of endearment describing the male external genitalia. The penito is of Spanish and English origin, appearing in popular discourse in the late 2000s. The word is a combination of pene, meaning penis in Spanish, and -ito.
Kevin put his penito in Vivian's holita
She grabbed him by his penito and walked him around the house.
She grabbed him by his penito and walked him around the house.
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