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Peruvian Jackhammer

A sexual three-way, containing two men and one girl. One man is laying on the ground, while the woman is sucking his dick. The woman is nearly vertical(depending on the height of the second man), and is being penetrated by the second man, who is holding her ankles and thrusting as if he were holding a jackhammer.
"Todd and I hooked up with Michelle last night, but we didn't want to double penetrate, so we did the Peruvian jackhammer."
by FuckingBattleAxe March 23, 2009
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Peruvian Shower

Showering one self with large amounts of old spice in order to hide the horrible stench of body oder.
Dude u haven't showered in days and smell like ass. Why don't you take a peruvian shower before we go to the party.
by javier pendejo December 4, 2009
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Peralta

Peralta is Mysterious...
by What weekend? November 16, 2013
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Peruvian Nightmare

When a man of Peruvian roots performs oral sex on a female so aggressively that the girl is in so much pain that she orders him to stop. She then proceeds to limp to the bathroom to clean the blood from her vagina. When they awaken the next morning, the man looks at the female and says: "Thanks for the meal."
by limburger November 4, 2011
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Peralta

Absolute fucking legend. Never mess with a Peralta.
Damn he must be a Peralta... he's a fucking legend.
by GNUCKS92 September 13, 2020
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copping a perv

To take a sly look at a person or a part of a person, or possibly an animal or part of an animal etc., whilst imagining lurid sexual fantasies involving the object of the obsession.
Foxy lady:
Were you looking at my arse again?

Goddam faggot:
He was I saw him at it.

Normal guy:
Yeah... I was just copping a perv.

Foxy lady:
Oh right...ok...and you mind yer business shit stabber, yer just jealous.

Goddam faggot:
Hmmm..he is nice.

Normal guy:
Have you been copping a perv you bender?
by isleofwightinsider December 9, 2008
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Perachel

Living hell that should never be shipped. This is a ship from Percy Jackson and the Olympians regarding Percy Jackson and Rachel Elizabeth Dare. People should never ship this and if you ship it you can go to hell. Fuck this ship.
Guy one: HOLY FUCK I SHIP PERACHEL LIKE NO TOMORROW

Guy two: Excuse me? Percabeth for the win
Guy one: Percabeth is overrated af
Guy two: You. Out of my car. Now. Go to hell
by ItsYaFrazelShipper October 13, 2018
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