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Sleazy Penguin

Revenge move for a male during sex. when you are doing it doggy style wait until she is about to climax then pull out and insert an ice cube as far as you can into either orifice resulting in a freezing hole and your partner waddling after you furiously.
I gave her a sleazy penguin after she decided to give me an angry penguin, she'll never try that one again.
by badabingbadabang December 3, 2011
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Synchronized Pegging

When two women wearing strap on's pile drive a man in the ass.
Mistress Rachel and Mistress Katelyn needed to punish their boytoy so they gave him a round of synchronized pegging.
by PRTastic September 10, 2016
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Dead penguin

"Dead penguin" is a term used to describe someone stranded in a problem.
"He's a "dead penguin"..."
by 2cheeks1hole July 2, 2019
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Emotional Pegging

When a woman needs a man that she can just bend to her will and will do whatever she says all the time.
When you think about she really does need someone that will take place in her Emotional Pegging for a relationship with her to work.
by ThanosLeftNut October 20, 2020
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March The Penguins

Masturbating, can also be called "Marching the Penguins."
Andrew went to march the penguins after seein that hot chick.
by assu March 15, 2010
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Santa's Secret Penguin Spy

He is the most awesome penguin ever. Ziffle is not just any penguin. He is a secret spy sent by an agency to help keep an eye on boys and girls expecting a Christmas Eve visit from Santa Claus. Ziffle needs to know just one thing? Which children in the world are being naughty and which are being nice.

Ziffle is no elf. Armed with a cell phone with a direct line to Santa, he does not need a train, plane, or even wings to deliver his message. Ziffle can just text a name! But all the boys and girls know that if their mom or dad has to tell them twice, Ziffle has another secret spy device that allows Santa to see the entire human race from the comfort of his big chair at the North Pole.

In this enchanting holiday tale, a secret penguin spy partners with Santa to ensure that children around the world learn that it is always better to be nice than naughty!
Santa's Secret Penguin Spy is a bad bad a** like 007 style.
Hit him up at zifflebooks.com peace
by The Mob Boss September 3, 2012
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testicle shitting penguin rapist

Adj: A testicle shitting penguin rapist is a conjunction of testicle shitting and penguin rapist
it refers to a gay man who sucks balls and does ass who rapes penguins
Noun: An insult used by creative people who need to get their messege across
it is based on the insult in south park which goes : testicle shitting (insert last part here)
man1: Barry is such a testicle shitting penguin rapist!
man2: i know right, at least ask the penguins befor you suck their dicks!
man1: Whoa it was just an insult
by Braybray54321 March 9, 2017
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