pee in her butt

A term used between men to state they would like to have sex with a girl if they could.

Buck: "Look at the nice round ass on that skank."

Big Papi: "Oh yeah! I'd pee in her butt."

by Big Papi November 7, 2006

pee splice

when youre taking a piss and it splits into many streams. usually happens during your moring piss.

david says: sorry i'm late. i had a pee splice so i had to clean the toilet up.

by k-dawg November 10, 2004

Pee pee

A yellowish liquid substance used to capture the souls of mortals, named after the mortal organ it is taken from.

Now mortal, prepare to go to hell, for i have PEE PEE!

by Darthbubbaaa July 12, 2018

pee pee poo poo hours

When some little bitchboy is acting like a little tiny pee pee poo poo baby and messing up the group plans.

“I’m tired I wanna go home”

“Oh I didn’t know it was pee pee poo poo hours”

by A7sa July 3, 2019

pee pee machine

Any device where u go to relieve your bodily fluids or solids
ex: a fucking toilet or stall

Hold on 1 second, I got to go to the pee pee machine you douche!!!!!!!!!!

by RoB B. n Big DiK COuntry BoI January 11, 2009

pee-diddy

An event when an individual tries to urinate and comparatively insignificant amount of urine is expelled out of the body (less than 50 ml usually).

Example 1:

Man to a Friend: I woke up last night really needing to take a piss. After forcing my tired ass to the loo only a few drops of piss came out.

Friend. It was only a pee-diddy. Don't worry about it.

Example 2:

"I usually end up doing a pee-diddy just before I undertake a sporting activity. I just have to get all the liquid out of me to feel comfortable on the field."

by StNaz September 1, 2011

Pee like sea biscuit

There was a famous race horse named sea biscuit.

Race horses are famous for peeing 6 gallons per second.

So peeing like sea biscuit basically means you’re peeing every second and peeing a ton every time.

Coffee makes me pee like sea biscuit.

by Lilacpetalsss March 29, 2018