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twat plaster

Does exactly what it says on the tin.

A plaster for bleeding twats.

ie. A tampon, or sanitary towel.
For fuck's sakes Shane, you really are a complete twat plaster.
by Ti September 3, 2004
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Chode Plaster

When one uses his or her chode to blow a load on a face or pussy ass; a very powerful heavy load.
Kyle was preparing to unload a legendary chode plaster unto the face of Austin when his mother entered the line of fire.....
by CDDB May 20, 2008
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Alabaster Plaster

(n) substitute for the term "shit"
(adj) to be terrible at a task
1) Oh My God this is some Alabaster Plaster
2. I am Alabaster Plaster at poetry
by Alabaster Plastered April 20, 2010
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Pussy Plastered

"Wow, that was a terrible decision."
"Yeah, she's pussy plastered. She's not thinking logically right now."
by swagoozach September 7, 2019
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Alabama Plaster Job

A ceremony you do to your wife to plaster her vagina shut when she decides she will have no more children. This is meant to be performed by the husband of the woman getting the Alabama Plaster Job
Steps
1. Get all of your male relatives to ejaculate into a cup (this can be done simultaneously or one at a time)
2. Measure the amount of semen you have, and thoroughly mix in an equal amount of Elmer's School Glue
3. When the glue and semen is mixed, boil it on a stove at medium to high temperature. We will now refer to the glue-semen mixture as glemen
4. Once the glemen is boiling, pour it over your wife's vagina which should plaster her vagina shut to block anything (such as a penis) from entering it again
5. Perform anal sex with the newly plastered woman to celebrate a successful Alabama Plaster Job
Johnny, make sure you don't masturbate this week, you want to provide plenty of semen for your cousin's Alabama Plaster Job next weekend.
by McMegaDeluxe April 12, 2020
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piss plastered

Eastern Ontario's way of saying getting drunk
Fuck bud! The chick I banged last night was piss plastered. What a great pork
by Goaby goabz September 25, 2020
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Horse paster

Conservative American so dumb they will eat anti parasitic medicine for farm animals instead of getting a free covid vaccine shot.
The horse pasters outside the Warren rally really needed to proofread their signs.
by Redditor73 September 12, 2021
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