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Useless, pathetic annoying talking donkeys

When Princess Fiona goes away to marry Lord Farquaad, then shrek gives up and walks away. Donkey tries to encourage Shrek to come back to her and Shrek goes on a tizzy with Donkey as a way of letting his suppressed anger and sadness out.
Shrek: I live alone! My swamp! Me! Understand? Nobody! Especially USELESS, PATHETIC ANNOYING TALKING DONKEYS!

Donkey: But shrek, i thought we were-

Shrek: Yeah, well you know what? You thought wrong.
by UltimateDoge June 26, 2021
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Pathednoid

slang : an unattractive, insignificant, or inept person : an unstylish or socially inept person; especially : one slavishly devoted to intellectual or academic pursuits
The pathednoids in Congress just passed another tax cut for the rich.
by Cameron Crain May 19, 2006
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pathertic

A pathertic general who runs recklessly into battle and gets shot in the eye
by Harold of Old April 20, 2008
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Patheticism

The act of acting like a pathetic person, such as when it comes to becoming infatuated with a character from a hit tv show.
Miranda is in love with Chuck, what patheticism!
by NonGayJay March 31, 2009
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homeo-pathetic

a homeopathic medicine that tastes bad, really bad. You don't feel like having it but you have to take it in order to get well or improve your health. these are generally liquid like Bryonia or solid like Ginko Biloba.
Sam: hey, doc! i've got this really bad cold.

Doctor (homeopath): alright son, here's this liquid called Bryonia. have one dose now along with half a cup of water.
Sam (after taking the medicine): Holy shit! what was that? It should be called homeo-pathetic rather than homeopathic.
by sukraaty October 25, 2009
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Patheticist

Sondra is so patheticist. She told me that she can't go to school because she can't put in her lock combination for her locker.
by OXHOODER February 11, 2017
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Pathetic Spider

A stray, used condom, lost in the abyss of dirt and sweat and semen.

Note: Semen must not be crusty, but viscous.
"Oh mane why are you pointing at that pathetic spider!"

"Sorry, I can't help it, that's NASTY!"
"It must be Kimberly, she had some weird ass boy over here last night"
by partynbullshhh November 16, 2009
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