Knuckle pucker

A term for when you just can't explain how goofed a person is.

Holy shit Keenan, you're such a knuckle pucker.

by D-ton218 January 3, 2019

Pucker Punch

The act of punching your sexual partner in the butt-hole unexpectedly. Often performed during doggy-style.

I'm sorry baby, I got told you'd love a pucker punch and I just went all Maverick on ya.

by ShrewdSauce February 12, 2022

Vagina Pucker

When the cunt literally tries to consume itself for fear of unwanted penetration.

"That creepy guy staring at us is totally making my vagina pucker."

by Cunthulhu May 8, 2021

Pucker Factor Zulu

The highest rating achievable for sphincter puckering during a high stress situation. The puckering may be so tight as to cause sphincter fluttering. Anything above Zulu is the complete loss of sphincter control. A Pucker Factor Zulu (PFZ) situation is commonly found in Near Death Experiences (NDE), although a NDE is not required. Items nearby, such as under garments, pants, seats, sofa cusions, etc., are often damaged during a full blown PFZ event, as the sphincter clamps down like a pitbull on a tire swing.

Dude! That near head on collision reached Pucker Factor Zulu. It was 5 minutes before my butt let go of the seat!

by KSparx September 17, 2024

Puckering

When two gay men repeatedly push their anus' together, creating a "popping" suction sound.

Bro, Chad and I tried puckering last night. I think my roommate heard!

by puckergod January 1, 2025

Pucker Contraction

When an individual needs to urgently pass a stool with no restrooms in sight leading to contractions of the pucker from resisting the urge to soil ones pants.

Man, I was stuck in traffic and desperately needed to go number two. It was so urgent that I experienced pucker contractions like when you use a muscle stimulator. Thankfully, I found an offramp and a restroom at a gas station.

by Mr. Dirty Thumb August 1, 2025

Puckering Maltesers

The act of shiting oneself in fear so much that you can't retain control of your asshole and so little globs of malteser shaped poo come out uncontrollably.

Manchester United are puckering maltesers at the prospect of playing Manchest City today.

by SebilCrostar August 7, 2025