Guantanamo Christmas Present

When a girl is on top of you riding your face, she squirts without warning, effectively water-boarding you.
Dude, last night this chick gave me a Guantanamo Christmas Present.
by Wang Bendanez September 04, 2020
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State Dependent Presentation

When one needs to be intoxicated in order to stand up in front of a group of people to give a oral presentation.

The only way to be successful for the upcoming presentation is too alter ones state of mind.
I have a state dependent presentation later today, I better start drinking now.
by River21 December 15, 2013
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cannamas present

When your stoner friends give you a bag of ganja for christmas or at least get you high for the hoildays.
Willie Nealson gives the best cannamas presents out for the holidays last year we got a bag of cannabis wraped with a bow. plus he kinda looks like a stoned santa
by zachwarhawk November 30, 2010
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Female presenting nipple

A crime against humanity, how DARE on my FAMILY FRIENDLY tumblr picture sharing and viewing site.
None shall show Female presenting nipple
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present giver

you are a bad present giver.
by fsdkfhks February 26, 2017
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Get a good present instead of that shitty mug...
by xxenext December 27, 2021
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Birthday Present

When a woman gives the male oral then performs anal on her and finishes in her AKA the birthday present
Yo i gave her my famous Birthday Present last night
by Time teller January 10, 2023
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