porfin

The act of surfing online for porn on a cell phone.

While porfin on my phone, I got hit with a hidden hacking web page. porn surfing

by Masser October 5, 2017

ploof

someone that looks and acts like rayane on her sad or depressed days.

you’re being such a ploof

by andjwnoamxnaoprd January 19, 2018

Plorghis

a Fatal 10ft Dildo with the unmatched power of flaming salsa and chili powder to create the most destructive anal implosion mankind has ever dear witnessed.

~To be used with care ~

"I can only fit this Plorghis 2ft up my ass, if i go any further i'll be torn apart"

by TheBigOof69 June 22, 2018

Plerf

Plerf is a Shlomp without Knert.

Often confused with Derft.

Dude1: Hey, my Plerf is finally hatching!
Dude2: STFU! you don't even know how to Blert!

by Plerfuser June 29, 2018

Ploffin

Proper bored like really bored like the boredest you can ever get

Oml im proper ploffin

by BassManEbony August 1, 2018

Plorous

The feeling that trickles down your body from head to toe when someone you sent a direct message, via text message or social media, opens the message and doesn’t respond, this feeling could be described as angered, sadden and annoyed,

This feeling only occurs when you crave a response from the person. An example would be sending your crush a text message hoping to spark a conversation and then checking several minutes later that your message was read but have yet to receive a response. This feeling may also occur when you’re already in a romantic relationship with someone. This feeling isn’t isolated to only romantic relationships, it could occur in casual acquaintances with either coworkers or fellow students. Texting your coworker if they could cover your shift tomorrow night and realizing that they didn’t even respond with a simple no, simply reading your message with no feedback. This may also occur when asking a peer for help on a homework assignment and they completely ignore your plea for help. Example of use could be, I was plorous when my girlfriend read my message and didn't respond.

by GoCoogs1999 August 31, 2018

Porfit

Combination of the sexiest men alive

Man they look like a Porfit

by qmwkeo November 19, 2018