Girl, please...

A phrase used when talking. A way of saying "Just stop, ok?", or "That's ridiculous...", or "What were you thinking?". Usually said with a kick of sass to it.

1. Miranda: "And he said he was married and all...but he said that their relationship was rocky...so I thought that meant he could have sex with me. It wasn't my fault, really!"
Lizzy: *Rolls eyes* "Girl, please..."

2. Stacey: "...So who cares if I'm now in a thousand dollars of debt? I mean the shoes ARE really cute...right?"
Emily: "Girl, please..."

by SmilesAreLove July 13, 2010

Guilty Pleasure

Something you really want to do and have no control over , even though you know you shouldn’t .

Guilty pleasure example . Fuck an example . Do what you desire to do no matter what the outcome is .

by Bad biddy #1 November 16, 2020

Sexual Pleasure

To be pleased in a sexual manner; to be sexually satisfied.

To fuck until you are too tired to fuck anymore.

I don't have a problem with showing her the definition of sexual pleasure any and every time se wants; demonstrations are free.

by Anarchist0128 June 29, 2010

pledgucate

To educate pledges in a fraternal organization so that they can become fratty. The act of pledgucating usually walks a fine line between hazing and transforming pledges into cool and tough men.

I'm going to pledgucate the shit out of him so that he can be a fratstar like myself.

We are pledgucating these boys into men.

by Yummmm4848 September 25, 2010

Please no johns

When someone was making excuses to win an argument or an excuse to win an argument, say please no johns.

Person one: If my neutral air actually connected I would've wo-

Reggie: please no johns.

by 9dohead October 7, 2020

pleasure to have in class

What a teacher writes on your report card if she knew you were gay but you and/or your parents likely didn't yet.

"He was a pleasure to have in class."

by Otnobor January 30, 2023

chuckie please

The chuckie please: (v) the act of fingering a woman after the consumption of consumption.

I ate a whole bag of cheetos, so i had to chuckie please my girlfriend.

by Vagina eater February 11, 2014