plagnum

The worst,the best,the most important and the most unimportant thing/person/organism/non-organism in the whole universe.Or easier said,the sixth element.

How could I do that,I was attacked by plagnum.
This thing is made of plagnum.
It is all because of plagnum.

by eclipsebmx December 10, 2009

Boomer Plague

an other word for the Covid-19

"the Boomer Plague just killed an other one in the nursing home"

by Hans Ost March 12, 2020

black plague

trying to be black. also, trying to adapt to the black culture by
1. eating chicken
2. wearing fubu
3. working at McDonalds.
4. wathcing black women in porn

Jim: how do you know i have the black plague?

Fred: you're wearing a burger king employee shirt...

by thedirtysanchez September 30, 2004

Noobonic Plague

This Common Diease Occurs in many online gaming site but aspecially "Runescape", The diease is aslo can be called "noobageddon", the plague occurs about 4pm on schooldays because all those noobs who brag about how good they are go onto the game and try to kill the cow who killed them 5 times and to find all they get is a piece of meat, with is self pride they tell every person within a 12km area how they killed a cow and to ask them for money that they can't be bothered to get.
The Plague can only be cured by one thing: IT CANT,no matter how hard you get rid of 200 noobs, 4000 come on the game (by amazing coinciedce) right next to you.

Example of the Noobonic Plague.

Noob 1: Can i have some Money!
Noob 2: Plz plz plz can i have some money
Noob 3: I just proper beefed up a cow
Noob 4: I just got up to level 2 defence cool
Noob 5 (if you go on RS): Wheres Lumbrigde
(a couple hundred noobs pop up right next to you)
You: FUCKIN GET AWAY U FUCKIN SHIT PIECES OF NOOBS (unfortunatly you can't say the above coz it look like this: ****** *** **** * ****** **** **** ****** ** *****)
Noob 200034:Can i have some money please

by Skyrazza October 9, 2006

Plague

A term to define a crowd of negative, hateful, vindictive, malicious, abusive, people who have no concept of kindness, consideration, or "Harm None", despite the number of "Wiccans" in the actual crowd. See lemmings, sheep, queen, clannie, spellchecker, guinness, cancer.

"You goin' out tonight?"
"Naw. The plague of people that will be there makes me want to just rent movies at Blockbuster, and stay my ass home."

by NottaFanNEMore December 6, 2004

Tinfoil Plague

n. - A deadly disease that ravaged much of Europe and the western world in the Medieval Ages, and can still be found to this day. Tinfoil Plague (or the Tin Death, as it is sometimes called) was once thought to be spread by the bite of conspiracy theorists, but as we now know it is actually transmitted by the head lice they carry.

Symptoms of the Tin Death include large, silvery-metallic blisters that break into open sores, uncontrollable babbling and shaking, vomiting, coughing, high fever, sudden devotion to conspiracy theories, and explosive diarrhea. Symptoms generally begin within a few days of being bitten by one of the lice from a conspiracy theorist's head. More robust victims can often withstand a few weeks before deteriorating into full-blown conspiracy theorists, but others succumb to the Tin Death much quicker.

Treatment of the Tinfoil Plague requires anticonspiriotics, usually Soutercilin. Even with Soutercilin, intense therapy is needed to bring a victim back into touch with reality. Survivors of the Tin Death are still at high risk of developing malignant tinfoil tumors.

If you think you may have symptoms of Tinfoil Plague, contact your doctor immediately.

Protect yourself from the Tinfoil Plague: Avoid all conspiracy theorists and the infectious head lice they carry.

by Save Our Souters May 25, 2006

plag

a plag is someone who eats glue, often mistaken for a clagbut a plag does not eat clag, instead they eat pva glue or Bostik Glue Sticks

that plag over there just stuck his tongue to his lip

by ALPHABET May 30, 2005