pet cute

someone who is cute like a pet, rather than hot, pretty or handsome

she thinks I'm pet cute, not hot like for a boyfriend.

by lflqueen January 9, 2010

Pet potting

Verb. The act of holding one's pet in one's lap while patiently sitting on the toilet and taking care of business. This may or may not be against the pet's will.

Pet potting is part of my every day morning routine along with a cup of coffee and watching GMA.

by Nicki&jill July 15, 2014

pet pillow

The dog , cat or other animals pet owners lay their head against when they nap or sleep. The pet owners love to cuddle their pets when resting and the animals enjoy the comfort of the bed versus the floor. pet parents, pet, dog, cat, animals, man's best friend, furry friends, four-legged friend

I slept great last night, my pet pillow was a Persian cat.

by joecoolthefool August 29, 2016

Pet my poodle

When I man goes the the bathroom to play with himself. Also known as skin flute and winding my timber

“Brb guys I need to pet my poodle”

by FyreFli January 23, 2018

Pet the poodle

When a man goes the bathroom to play with himself. Also know as skin flute, winding the timber.

“Brb guys. I need to pet the poodle “

by FyreFli January 23, 2018

pet tangerine

when a 12 year old child has a tangerine and it keeps rolling away and a 12 year old child starts squealing at him saying that its his pet tangerine and everybody starts cracking up so every time there is a tangerine rolling away or any tangerine in this world is now a pet tangerine

ISSA PET TANGERINEEEEEEE

by Nova da quail May 16, 2018

pet cemetery cat

rosemary greenwald

don’t let the pet cemetery cat in!!!

by blondebitchbarbiehoe August 12, 2019