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the dutch oven 

While you are getting a blow job from a girl, throw a blanket over your body(including her head), and fart. This causes her to be "hot boxed" in the stench of your fart
I finally had the chance to pull the dutch oven on my girlfriend last night. Then she dumped me. oooops

Mclovin Oven

It feels so good when I stick it in my girls Mclovin Oven.

Dude, my last girls vag was great, but my new girl has a hot damn Mclovin Oven.
Mclovin Oven by Juice Box Go Drip December 30, 2011

Wuhan oven 

Lightly pulling away ones mask, inserting ones cheeks and ripping ass. Once ass ripping has commenced the mask is released, sealing it within.
Wife fell asleep with her mask on so I wuhan ovened her ass.
Wuhan oven by Phatrick&Hootson December 6, 2020

Take the bread out of the oven 

A phrase used in the kitchen when you need to excuse yourself to go number two.
Cook: "Hey Chef, I need to run downstairs and take the bread out of the oven!"

Chef: "What the hell? We don't have an oven downst... ooooooh. Light a match when you're done."

Self Roasting Dutch Oven 

The act of farting under the covers, then getting out of bed, waking your girlfriend, and turning on the light. The sudden bright light in the middle of the night forces the the victim to pull the covers over their own head, exposing them to the foul, putrid odor left there by your ass. Causing them to "self roast" in a cloud airborn anal leakage
My girlfriend wouldnt swallow my cock last night, so I introduced her to the Self Roasting Dutch Oven

Dutch Oven 

The action of trapping an unsuspecting person in a place which you have released a deadly fart cloud. This "place" can be under the bed covers, in a sleeping bag, in a locked car, in a closet, or any place that will trap the cloud allowing maximum fumage.
On our camping trip, Joe Bob gave me a dutch oven by farting into my sleeping bag and zipping me up in it. I survived to tell the story.
Dutch Oven by Manda Pixel January 28, 2008