Special Military Operation and Peace

The amended title of Lev Tolstoy's masterpiece to fit the Kremlin's internal misinformation campaign of the *** in Ukraine.

Russian news host for Vesti/Channel One/RT *asking a literature professor*: What are the names of Lev Tolstoy's major works?
Literature professor *trembling*: Umm...'Anna Karenina', 'The Death of Ivan Ilyich', and...umm...'Special Military Operation and Peace'.

by putinkhuylo March 27, 2022

soap opera

a dumb and foolish way of tellin common folk that rich whores have bad lives.

soap operas are stupid. everyones has sex with everyone and everyone knows everyone somehow.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e August 17, 2005

operator error

When a person encounters a problem on a computer, calls for help, and finds out it's their fault. Also called a code 18.

Person 1: My CD drive won't open! :'(
Person 2: You're computer's off.
Person 1: Why does that matter?
Person 2: Wow, operator error!

by P.h.i.l June 25, 2005

Operation Paul Bunyan

An operation, ordered by UN Command, which was conducted in the Korean DMZ(Demilitarized Zone) in response to the Axe Muder Incident in 1976. The objective of the operation was to cut down a sinlge Poplar tree which obstructed view, and was also involved in the Axe Murder Incident.

The forces of the operation consisted of a convoy of approximately 20 American and South Korean land vehicles, as well as Cobra Atack helicopters, B-52 Bombers, and F-4 Fighters; also, including F-111 Fighters, artillery, and armor on stand-by. The entire force amounted to about 800 troops.

The UN forces met their objective by cutting down the designated Poplar tree in under an hour. The North Korean forces did mount approximately 150-200 troops, however, only set up machine gun positions and watched the cutting of the tree.

UN Troops Axe Murder Korean War Operation Paul Bunyan

by Achach123 May 14, 2009

S.O.B. (Standard Operating Brocedure)

A set of established protocols governing the responsibilities of a man in an interpersonal relationship with his friends(bros).

If a man's friend(bro) is preparing to hook up with a fat, ugly, or otherwise disfigured girl; it is S.O.B. (Standard Operating Brocedure) to warn him not to. However, if said warning is unheeded, it is also S.O.B. to ridicule and otherwise attempt to humiliate said chubby-chaser by making jokes, coming up with nicknames(see:chubby-chaser), pictures, and any and all other forms of torture.

by decollating courtney and the slacktivators May 17, 2008

Operation Iraqi Liberation

the reason that we now can fill up our cars on the blood of Iraqi children

Thanks to operation world domination i can save three cents on my next fill up! Heil Bush! and Americas Third Reich!

by Tubby December 6, 2003

Opera Water

Water/Hydration obtained from a water fountain inside an Opera House, "I.E. The Civic Opera House of Chicago." Said to have been derived from the gods themselves; opera water runs through centuries-old brass pipes, gets sung to all day, and gains unique FANCY minerals on its journey from Valhalla to your palate. Once drunken, Opera Water flows through ones veins, enlarging one's Fancy Glands to epic proportions; inhibiting the drinker to inherit increased fanciness until the following March 25th; Opera Day.

Before ingestion of Opera Water:

GYRL, YO shyt be m0fukken stoopid i m3an shyt, that homework was goddam dank muhfucka.

After Ingestion of Opera Water:

Woman/Female, You seem to be coherent on this fine day towards my query; would you care to converse about the partially difficult homework bestowed last fortnight?

by Proppsta April 12, 2011