Oppoontunity

The chance to acquire poon presents itself.

Miles: "Hey Jordan, can you hold my drink? I think I've got an oppoontunity."

Jordan: "Yeah, sure."

by Miles Hackett April 24, 2008

Oppisult

A tasteless attempted insult or mockery that backfires completely. Usually resulting in embarrassment on the part of person the oppisult originated from. The oppisult is an epidemic among middle and high school students that is cured best buy a punch in the face.

Black person (to a friend) : "... yo Homie..."
White tween girl (passing by and speaking to her friend) : "YOOOO Homie Biscuit, word up DAAAAWG!" (throws up unidentifyable gang symbol)
White girls friend : " You just oppisulted yourself... Why aren't you at recess?"

by IdiotHunter January 18, 2009

oppocentaur

A mythical creature with the head of a horse and the body of a man.
Usually angry as its brother the centaur gets all the attention.

"Woah look at that beautiful creature, what is it?"
"Thats a centaur"
"Whats that ugly thing next to it?"
"Thats its faggot brother the oppocentaur"

by smpaus April 7, 2010

Opporuinty

An opportunity that has been ruined.

He was going to get laid, but it turn into a real opporuinty.

by AZ Boomer May 9, 2013

Opportunistic vegetarian

A vegetarian that will occasionally eat meat if they are put in a certain situation and wish to do so

Mike: Hey Annabella that's meat you are eating I thought you were a vegetarian?
Annabella: I'm an opportunistic vegetarian and there is not much else to eat while we are camping!

by Heady Snobber August 24, 2017

opportunitities

The opportunity to see breasts.

I'll have some serious opportunitities after my second date tonight!

by chifish August 24, 2017

oppotits

Any man or woman with enough body mass, or inadvertent medical condition, which forces a "breast like" presence on the backside of their upper torso. back boobs

Hey? Did you see the twin brother and sister near the hot dog tent at Six Flags with the oppotits? Both of them appeared to have boobs on their backs. It was both awesome and mysterious. back boobs

by GlarpoCards011974 November 9, 2017