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OATS

Your OATS are your best friends. It stands for everything wholesome and good in the world.
Amazing night out with my 3 best Oats. OATS for life!

Wow how does Christopher find time to always be there for all his Oats?
by Christopher Podge July 22, 2019
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oating

“i’m oating at you rn bb”
“can’t wait to oat with you next saturday sweetpea
by oatkitton March 1, 2020
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Oat

The most holy thing in the entire goddamn universe
I spent all day eating oats and I do not regret it
by ppppppppj April 28, 2021
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Furby Oats

1. A reference to genetically repugnant and abhorrent charactierics, noticeable physically and personally.

2. "Furby" is an adjective referring to disgusting attributes (morally poor, obese, lazy, etc.) and "oats" refers to pedigree. Thus, "furby oats" refers to disgusting genetic traits evident in lifestyle, personality, and appearance.

3. Often times the result of inbreeding, "furby oats" are genetic characteristics that put offspring at disadvantages in life in terms of personality, intellect, and appearance.
What God might have said to the Canaanites (unrecorded): "Do not sow your furby oats, for your genes are a pox on humanity! Your inbred hijinx and lifestyle retardations represent the Devil's clutch on humanity! Your gene pool is infested with retardation and a contamination against the world!" And the Canaanites wept... but bred, anyway, sowing their furby oats.
by Nebraska Trailer Man June 21, 2011
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Oates Mustache

A demented sexual act from Northern Canada. Unknowlingly having sex with your estranged father.
I can't believe she was caught on tape doing the Oates Mustache. She probably didn't know it was her dad.
by StB08 June 29, 2011
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Fucken oats

A kiwism:)

I’ld Fuck with that,
Fucken oath.
Tom: my cock is 9 inches
Claire: fucken oats
by Xxxtripplex January 25, 2019
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honey bunches of oats

by deffuc March 6, 2020
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