by heyyyydumbbitchhere October 19, 2019
bath tissue is a pussified version of toilet paper. It's basically what TV commercials say because they think toilet paper is too vulgar.
Commercial: New Charmin bath tissue, now more absorbent.
TV watcher: WHAT THE HELL!? IT'S CALLED TOILET PAPER FOR FUCK'S SAKE!
TV watcher: WHAT THE HELL!? IT'S CALLED TOILET PAPER FOR FUCK'S SAKE!
by My ballsack February 26, 2010
by the wicked chica November 26, 2009
by Juicy K. Tore July 16, 2008
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by Ur_a_giraffe November 28, 2016
Quickly washing your armpits, crotch, face and neck in a sink atany various location. Can be performed at a coffee shoppe or a one night stand's crib after a long night at the club.
Dude 1: "She totally wants me but I have swass and have been sweating all night!"
Dude 2: "Give yourself a bird bath, man!"
Dude 2: "Give yourself a bird bath, man!"
by neoxp July 17, 2009