N.O.W. 

N.O.W. Stands for "Nasty Overweight Woman"

1. A group of women that are always screeching about their rights to abortion, even though nothing with a dick would get within fifty feet of them (not counting their girlfriends with a strap-on)

2. The lowest form of human life that vilify every man as a rapist & violent just to maintain their fear control over other women.

Guy 1: "Did you hear that N.O.W. cow ranting at the party last night?"

Guy 2: " Yeah, if she wasn't so ugly I would have stuck my dick in her mouth just to shut her up"

N.O.W. by CrazyAndyD October 21, 2012

No-Wifi-A-Phobia 

Being Scared Of Not Having Wi-Fi

No Light,No Cable Now I Have No-Wifi-A-Phobia

No-Wifi-A-Phobia by Bomb Squad <3 November 4, 2012

First try no warm up

Having the ability to attempt something without preparation ahead of time.

Man I kicked that dudes ass first try no warm up.

First try no warm up by Redd Matrixx June 27, 2008

no worries

An Australian English phrase, synonymous with the American English 'no problem' and 'don't worry about it.' Recently, it has gained currency in the United States amongst condescending douche bags and female Starbucks baristas.

Customer: "I'm sorry. Because I paid for this Venti Skinny Vanilla Latte with a credit card, I cannot leave a tip."

Female Starbucks Barista: "No worries."

no worries by jim fallope February 26, 2011

No-way-Jose 

You let Jose know that that road is a dead end.

No-way-Jose! Try the E66. It will get you to Atlantic City in a jffy!

No-way-Jose by Meh99 April 27, 2016

No way jose 

This is a way of saying there's no way in hell.

"hey Dad can I go to a party"
"No way Jose"

No way jose by Trigger5200 October 20, 2019

No-Wave 

A form of experimental rock music from the late 70s early 80s originating in the underground music scene of New York. Styles ranged from screaming girls and offbeat drums, to synthesizers and Irish men screaming about being molested in Catholic school.
Now days, no wave has a different meaning. It is music that is shittily played and uses keyboards and tries to sound as much like some band from back in the day as possible.

Teenage Jesus and the Jerks, Nervous Gender, Le Shok

No-Wave by Dee Lauris September 29, 2004