Negatively-necessary

Something, someone, or some event that is so unnecessary that it becomes necessary.
It is effectively a way of allowing you to be a total dick, for no reason, and when questioned about your unnecessary outburst you can shrug it off as being negatively-necessary.
Negatively-necessary is in fact negatively-necessary itself.

Example 1
Marcus 'Wtf Ben why did you draw that dick and label it Marcus, what did I ever do to you?'
Richard 'Yeah dude, that was totally unnecessary.'
Ben 'It was so unnecessary it was negatively-necessary.'
Marcus 'Oh, fairplay.'

Example 2
Unnecessary censorship has become so unnecessary it is now necessary for entertainment, unnecessary censorship is negatively-necessary.

by BCCOKFCUK June 9, 2009

Neateous

ADJ.: combination of the words "neat" and "righteous;" to be used as an alternative to either word or when something kickin' is going down.

Amanda: "How do you like my clown shoes?"

Chris: "Those are neateous, fo' sho'!"

by PTTI925 February 3, 2010

negatard

a person who is always saying something negative in every situation and has a negative comment to make for every occasion.

Hannah: I'm having the best summer this year.My job's going good, I'm catching up on my studies and as an added bonus, I'm even getting a tan. I'm living in a perfect world right now and loving it.

Jane: How can you say that when they're clubbing baby seals, the rain forest is shrinking and there is a war going on?

Hannah: Jane, you're such a negatard.

by Nonononononoyes May 14, 2010

negative 4

A negative number which is considered to be extremely lucky in urban culture meaning when luck runs out and love leads the way which is extremely rare and beautiful

'I can't believe it, he/she's pulled a negative 4!'

'It's definitely an N4'

when you love someone so much that creating a phrase makes sense

by Smiley : ) April 3, 2013

Negative anchorage

The inability to move on to pastures new due to the investment (mental, physical and/or finanicial) in reaching one's currrent status

"I'd love to take up modelling but there's just so much time and effort been spent in reaching where I am today that I can't bring myself to give it all up'

'I know where you're coming from, it's a massive ask to shake off all this negative anchorage'

by Fettershome September 11, 2014

Neatenize

to place order of surroundings, organize, clean, make presentable, to do housework.

I'm going to neatenize the house today.

I neatenized my office yesterday.
I am neatenizing my room.

by ShelbeStar March 11, 2014

negative pussy

When a young male goes on a stretch of hooking up with females, then due to a life altering event, goes on dry streak and never reaches the goal of getting back in where he came from.

Tony dropped out of the fraternity and gets negative pussy

by Swirlyboy September 26, 2017