mollie musty

no other words needed apart from hoe

‘Mollie musty is such a hoe no other words needed ‘

by Grapes12 April 28, 2019

Mussy

Mussy is pretty simple, its just a combo of Man+Pussy(the female pussy not the derogatory term) and is used to refer to the pubic hair area of a man.

That sex session on the windowsill was crazy but now I have to go and wash my Mussy if I want to pull again tonight.

Some men trim their Mussy to make their penis look bigger but I like to let my Mussy o'natural so as not to scare the girls with the size.

by Angie408 February 14, 2012

Mussy

Mussy
Muss-y
(noun)
Definition:
Any Man's creation of a False Vagina, made by pulling his own Penis and the testicles back between his legs and standing with is legs together to hide them.
When viewed from the front, the male genitals then resemble the female vulva.

I once saw my sister's junk, so later I stood in the mirror and made a mussy and rubbed it.

A Mussy Haiku

You can't make Mussy

In the morning 'till you've peed

Then it's Mussy Time

by Twitchy812 December 17, 2009

musty goal tender

When a woman has been working out and her pubes get tied in knots thus blocking all trys for entry

I tried to get busy at lunch but she had a musty goal tender

by skippysmistake September 1, 2009

Musty Susan

The act of having sex with and ejaculating into a girl's armpit.

I lubed up her pits and gave her a good ol' musty susan.

by Hillside Road Warriors April 2, 2009

Musty Towel Whip

when a group of men invite a virgin to their house, wait for him to fall asleep, then they all spoog on a single towel and rat tail him right in the fucking eye.

We gave Matt the Musty Towel Whip last night. I think he enjoyed it.

by Heath n Tripp June 27, 2009

Mussy

What a transgender man has. He does not have a pussy, he has a mussy.

“Hey bro, I heard trans pussy is fire”

“It’s not pussy g, it’s mussy”

by mildretard December 6, 2019