loading the musket

Another name for Kids in Sandbox, the sexual practice of ramming a foreign object into a man's penis for sexual pleasure. Named so for the way a musket is loaded by ramming the shot and gunpowder down the barrel, before rifles and magazines came into play.

"Even thinking of that video of the chick loading the musket makes my penis sad."

by Bobble April 4, 2006

monket

n.- Cross between a monkey and a ferret, consisting of a monkey-like body and a ferret-like head.

Babe, you looked like a monket and it scared me more than a little.

by Queen of the World July 4, 2005

mucket

A female pubic wiglet used to cover a hairless pubic area. Prepubescent girls, shaved women, and older women (bald down there) may use a mucket.

Her boyfriend didn't like her shaved vagina so she bought a mucket to cover it up.

by Gato Blanco November 23, 2009

loading a musket

When you take a release fecal matter into a girl's vagina and shove it in with your penis.

Dude, I couldn't come over last night because I was busy loading a musket

by Pampowncake March 17, 2011

musket

when a man shits in a womans mouth and then stuffs the shit with his dick. like a musket.

i gave her a musket and she choked to death

by alpinestar1989 July 20, 2008

musket

An instrument given to immigrants before they are deported to Zimbabwe to defend themselves from giant rats.

"Because you are not from here, take this musket and go."

by E.Pinter February 26, 2005

Three Musketeers

Three studs from Toronto from Asian descent very fly, with pimping game and undebatable swag. Commonly seen and recognized around in Toronto's nightlife areas or house parties where at times ends up being sausage fests.

"Tuan, Suvay and DK are the real three musketeers, they might take your girl!"

by Yang's Kitchen February 2, 2009