Monica's Meat

That fateful day in 1995..... when Bill Clinton was at his desk in the oval office. You know what happens next.

Monica's Meat: It's Monicin' time

by Rionox February 23, 2023

Arabian Monicule

this is for a guy with only one ball. you lay your cock over her nose and your ball lays in one eye.

dude i could only give her an arabian monicule. i had a ball removed last year!

by tenacioust69 April 27, 2009

Australian Mohican

A mohican shape shaving of the pubic hair.

(A mohican down under)

G'day John, banged a bitch last night with a great Australian Mohican.

by iTz Mr UnKnOwN August 29, 2009

Doody Mosaic

The splattering of doody on the back of the toilet bowl, usually placed there by a man, which sometimes takes on the beautiful effect of an Italian Renaissance mosaic. It is particularly difficult to remove and sometimes needs to be scraped.

While cleaning the bathroom this morning, I noticed the doody mosaic eerily resembled Alfred Hitchcock smoking a cigar.

by SheLarry June 24, 2010

mike moiczek

a short white guy with a small dick but attitude makes up for it. Rude.. Disrespects women. Like girls under 18 and over 70. Thinks he hot shit that rides a motorcycle

the pizza maker is a real asshole his name must be mike moiczek

by mech1981 June 25, 2017

Kieran Mojica

Incredibly handsome dude, 4.2 inches soft and 5.4 hard. likes feet

Have you seen Kieran Mojica lately? hes pretty hot.
Yeah bro

by matuuey March 18, 2022

monica

Monica is a character in the hit nbc sitcom 'friends' Monica is an obsessive cleaner, loves winning and being competitive and likes to make sure that everytihng is generally in order.

Lucy: Jo stop cleaning, you're turning into a Monica!

by lualua June 11, 2006