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Mortal Kumbat

When near the climax of intercourse, the man pulls out and yells "FINISH HER", spits his man juice in her face, then says "Fatality". If she is a team player, she won't mind making some dying groans.
Dude, I totally owned that girl last night with Mortal Kumbat.
by Lou Kame April 8, 2009
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Mexican Mortar Strike

Filling a sock with fresh crap that you just took and launching it into the air at an unsuspecting group of people. Must be launched in the air at a decent height. Works best after a night of heavy drinking and eating spicy food.
The people next door were being too loud at night, so Monty decided to launch a Mexican Mortar Strike on them.
by Jameson Vandersnatch September 6, 2011
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Morten

A male name. It has links to the god of roman mythology; Mars. The name Morten have connections to both "death" and "master of war".

It can also be used when comparing someone to an Emperor, King, Übermenchen, an expert at something, or someone simply of a more advanced intelligence or a higher status. People that are too f***ing skilled can also be compared to "Morten" (in many ways!).
1.
"Look at that guy, he's a friggin' expert!"
"Yeah! He's so good his name must be Morten!"

2.
"Oh my gawd..! Yes! Holy sh**! You're so good. You're just so f***ing good! I'm totally exhausted! We need to do this more often!"
"Hehe, glad to hear that. I guess you could almost call me Morten."
by Dradeel December 9, 2008
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morteflixia

the despair and pointless outlook experienced when your Netflix series is over
...as the credits rolled following the final episode she was struck with a deep sense of morteflixia...
by Nakigrrrl December 2, 2018
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Mortarboard

"Hey, I am wearing a mortarboard"
"no."
by NicoCharrua November 16, 2019
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golden mortgage

1. A golden mortgage occurs when a bank or mortgage company allows the homeowner to sell their property for an amount that is lower than what is owed on the loan, then micturates on the newly dispossessed homeowner.

2. Rejected title revision for a song by a New York City rock band that takes its name from audio compressor settings.

3. A charge widely believed to be included in a sealed indictment against the R&B singer/songwriter R. Kelly.
With his credit in Jeopardy, Archibald reluctantly donned a slicker and accepted a golden mortgage.

The songwriter was shrewdly advised that, whatever he did, he must not change the name of his song to "Golden Mortgage."

Requesting a golden mortgage, the accused allegedly genuflected and looked into the eyes of his stylist's niece with pity and longing.
by A Tabak April 17, 2008
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Chronic Mortality

The disease that causes the eventual death of most living organisms.
I have chronic mortality, it will cause my death in 666 years.
by Fortcraft October 2, 2016
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