Physical Moron

Victorian era English for the term retard.

“Brace a man while he’s grooming himself, hope the intimacy makes him feel vulnerable. An admirable tactic, Bryan. You must think I’m a physical moron. That’s Victorian for retard, understand? You want me to testify against my son, at my peril, and you don’t even tender the reach-around of immunity?”

by theGuyWhoLikeDefinitions July 24, 2023

Toad Jar Moron

When you begin to truly smell how awful your McDonald's breath is while everyone around doesn't.. This is possible by donning a cylindrical glass space helmet with a circulator and walking down the middle school hallway whilst simultaneously talking to yourself out loud attempting to trigger innocent bystanders...

*Everyone is just minding themselves*

Toad Jar Moron passes by "hey bitches look at me cockworms I like gary trannis and big blue dildose in my spichole, I'm retarded!"

Nobody responds.

Toad Jar Moron continues further "BROD would any one of you put a rubbery slimey cyan phallus down my mouth, preferably neon big blu glow aura emitting cock you get one? I'M BEGGING YOU FUCKING DO IT I PLEAD.

After the silence has settled, Toad reverts to neutral and denies ever saying such things.

by Hailey the Blondey October 12, 2022

Moron

Used to describe someone who would take the time to look up "moron" on Urban Dictionary, and then read the entire long definition and keep reading even after it became obvious that the sole purpose of the definition was to insult them. Morons usually have a habit of continuing to read pointless definitions just because they have nothing better to do.

Are you really still reading this you fucking moron? What the hell is wrong with you? Seriously, stop reading. Now. There is absolutely no point in going on. Get a life.

by F_TRES3 December 9, 2009

Brigadeer Moron

Military Rank for someone who is so inept that their own troop would hand them over to the enemy to save the day. Military rank that is achieved when there is no success.

A Brigadeer Moron that shot his own men, so that the enemy could not get to them first. Person shot by own troop to prevent such an occurence.

by IGotOne April 28, 2012

moonstar

A girl who has had many trials and tribulations in her life while trying to find herself and the right person. While serching she has had many options in finding the right person , only to figure out most were just booty calls...Some cared though..Now she has found the right person and found herself in the words of song.. Always furthering her chances at a carrer in music and improving her family life and unity

Good and bad relationships and carrer choices that have made her learn

by Heather McKeel December 15, 2003

moron

Someone who has a tendancy to make profound total bullshit comments concerning talent in design on forums.

Moron - 'First of all, Design is easy. There is no such thing as "talent" in Graphic Design, because Graphic Design is not about talent.'

by Jonathan Bloggs October 4, 2006

Mormons

The term given to members of the various churches who follow the teachings of Joseph Smith, Jr. They are called this because Joseph Smith claimed to translate an ancient American record called "The Book of Mormon".

Many different Churches follow the the teachings of Joseph Smith, but most often the term "Mormons" is used to describe members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. Sometimes it is also used to describe the members of "Break-off" Churches who still follow discontinued practices of the Original Church, such as polygamy, etc.

Those people are Mormons.

by jakelow November 14, 2009