Moolenburgh

A man whos first name is usually Marius and is he is often caught wanking off to owls

Person 1: "Is that man wanking off to owls????"
Person 2: "Yeah of course hes Moolenburgh"

by Savage Moolenmar November 3, 2016

Mowling

The sound a cat makes when it's on the defensive, paw up, fighting with another cat.

Also the name of the sound soon-to-be-ex-girflriends make when they find your phone lying about one day.

"Why's Ginger mowling like that? Next door's cat must have got through the catflap again!"

Also the sound a soon-to-be-ex-girlfriend makes when she finally loses her self control and goes through your iPhone photo and message history, and freaks out because you told someone you loved them FOUR YEARS AGO.

*Setting: Traditional English Pub with a cheap, cosy Bed & Breakfast upstairs. A man is talking to the bartender.*

"Yeah, she looked like Gollum, holding my phone... crying... and then she started mowling like a wounded tiger... and to be honest, I just thought 'Fuck this!', so I snatched my phone back and came here. Another pint of Stella and a double Jack Daniels, please! I may need a room for a few nights. It said you had vacancies?"

by Craluth November 1, 2018

moolic

A person who consistently and persistently screws up. Known for being clumsy and a bad maker of decisions.

Stop being such a moolic. That guy is such a moolic.

by thetacticalhouse April 20, 2019

Moovling

Moving and bobbling at the same time, almost as if you were drunk or hungover.

Jenna was moovling as she was describing her wild night in the club.

by uncarriedabortion January 30, 2021

Moline

Small town with shitty people in a way fuck the quad cities tbh

Have you heard of moline? Yes they say is a shitty town

by Thatpettygirl November 9, 2021

Moosin’

One person wears an array of dildos on their head and chargers full steam ahead into the others orifices.

“Hey Britt, wanna try moosin’ tonight?”

“As Michael affixed the dildo antlers on his head, and slathered each tip with astroglide, he knew that he and Zachary were going to have a wild night of moosin’.”

“Keep on moosin’!”
—(Pro moosin’ gif)

by Norman Lilith Mavis-Morticia February 1, 2022

moosin' around

"Moosin' around" is a term for when people are doing something that doesn't seem harmful but very easily and very quickly can become so.

"Look at them, Moosin' around, they're gonna get hurt."

by NYEH-HO November 11, 2022