Cartman moment

South Park's Eric Cartman expresses frustration by yelling either of these two interjections: "GAHDAMMIT!" and "sonofaBITCH!" When something of great annoyance happens to ME, I scream one of these things in my head (or out loud), thereby having a "Cartman moment".

Upon discovering bird crap on his car's windshield and hood, Johnny muttered "sonofaBITCH!" with Cartmanesque inflection.

This is an example of a "Cartman moment".

by harry blotter August 23, 2009

Bald Moment

A moment of above normal awesomeness or pure genius.

Zach had a bald moment when he kicked Chuck Norris's ass. Zach had a bald moment when he solved world hunger.

by Oracle of all oracles April 15, 2010

cracka moment

The white equivalent of a nigga monent.

Cathie Black had a cracka moment when she said birth control can stop the tide of growing class sizes.

by Sabal Laiwalayam February 23, 2011

Beemo Moment

When you SIMP too hard for an e-girl and buy them the beemo skin for Teemo on League of Legends.

Dude: I heard Nick took the biggest L of 2020.
Dude 2: Yeah he had the bigget Beemo Moment.

by Walrus Moment May 14, 2020

ACK Moment

An ACK Moment is when a server decides to shit itself.

Man when I was playing on ACK US CRP #1 the server had an ACK Moment and had to restart

by Copper99 May 3, 2021

jamshid moment

when u don't understand something that's common

"i dont know what minecraft is"

"jamshid moment

by andersite January 31, 2022

Classic Ren Moment

A "Classic Ren Moment" (CRM for short) is a moment when the user "renbloxian" says something incredibly stupid.

This event occurs during various moments in the day, there's no set schedule for this.

You're allowed to use the abbreviation once you see a stupid message coming from "renbloxian".

~~ Rarity Level: 14.9/100 ~~

Whatever you just said there is incredibly retarded, it surely is a "Classic Ren Moment".

by infuriating April 28, 2021