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Military wipe

When a person of service goes #2 and only uses one sheet of paper to wipe by wrapping the single piece of paper around their index finger and inserts the finger into their anus and wiping with a circular movement.
I only had one piece of TP left So i had to " military wipe"!
by NoGameOBMC October 19, 2016
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military catfish

When there is this nigga who thinks he is a meme god but he actually a catfish. Also this man wants to be in the military
And he wants to sexually identify as an Apache attack helicopter.
"Wow!" Carlin is such a military catfish!
by NAZI TELETUBBIE November 3, 2017
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military head

someone who was in the military or is still in the military. Also someone who rides for the military od possibly after they have gotten out of service and makes you feel bad for not joining.
Oh yeah there go fago he a military head.
by SoGotti December 24, 2018
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Military equipment fetish

The lustful act of fucking someone decked out in high speed military equipment.
She had a military equipment fetish so he fucked her with no shirt and pants on, however he had his bulletproof vest, helmet, boots and gas mask on
by Jackthift55 December 24, 2019
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Military Goggles

When you’re in the military and someone looks more attractive than they really are because you haven’t had some action in a long time, because you’re in the military.
“Yo that girl over there is really hot.”
“Nah man shes a 5/10 at best, you just have those military goggles on.”
by beener598 July 13, 2021
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Military Grade Shitposting

1.) shitposting at absurd levels
2.) accidental shitpost among higher up officials
whoever played that 18+ video of Tifa during the senate meeting has balls of steel to do that kind of military grade shitposting
by EndlessAnomaly January 20, 2022
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Military Black Toes

What happens to your toes when you go into the military for 1 minute with Air Jordan 4 Military blacks
by Military Black TOES September 6, 2022
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