Picking a Melvin

When the heat is so intense that u find your balls stuck to the inside of your thigh thus having to pry them from your leg

1. I was walking down the street with both hands occupied so I had to do the cowboy kick to pick my melvin

2. I wasn't embarrassed at all to reach down in public and start picking a melvin

by ysoEZ4jsweezy January 22, 2008

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Melvin

noun: Used to refer to a penis of a rather small nature. Typically found in males.

Girl: "Ughh, I hate having sex with Jeremy. He has such a melvin."
Other Girl: "Oh well you know what they always say. Size clearly matters".

by cbreezy32 May 13, 2014

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Melvin

Seeing that you are late for an event and turning back to go home

hey, so did you do a Melvin? No, I climbed the fence

by The Nan July 24, 2010

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A nickname, not a Christian name, that is given to dweebs, low lifes, losers, and suckers. Melvins can often be identified by being rather unfortunate looking, dressing offensively, or just acting socially awkward. Melvin's are generally uncool.

"This fellow has a pocket protector and horn-rimmed glasses, he must be some kind of Melvin"

by kozworth April 15, 2008

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