Misconscrew

Deliberate misinterpretation of a subject; Useful tool for political speech writers to misrepresent facts; Choice to misunderstand or to created misinformation for personal motives; Creating a "strawman" in an argument to alter the truth; Misread on purpose; Take in the wrong sense deliberately.

Commonly confused with "misconstrue" which does not imply deliberate misunderstanding.

"The senator's speechwriters chose to misconscrew his opponent's words to make them appear to mean something they clearly did not."

"She misconscrewed his meaning to create a strawman to attack rather than confront his true meaning directly"

"Although he knew exactly what she meant, he misconcrewed her meaning to avoid discussing her feelings, instead focusing on something completely unrelated"

by Siagiah Karlsson December 14, 2006

Misconstrued

To have a person or someone fucked up

He thinking I'm soft he had me all misconstrued.

by beach boi September 13, 2018

lebanon missouri

lebanon is a city in missouri that has a very large amount of drug bust for meth. most of the people here like to jump people instead fight one on one. i live here i know what it is like in the city but out side it is nice with lots of rivers

i hate living in lebanon missouri.... ( later that day) this is so much fun i love the river!

by California123456789 February 24, 2010

Springfield, Missouri

Where friendships go to die.

"Are you guys going to keep in touch?"
"No man they're moving to Springfield, Missouri"
"Oh"

by Curiouser Georgia September 3, 2013

missouri

flat state with lots of tornadoes and good sports teams

The Chiefs play in Missouri

by 0000 October 16, 2003

Massochist

Someone who tortures himself by attending as many Catholic religious services as possible each day.

Being a Massochist may seem odd to some, but Big Oil loves them, since in order to "feed their habit", they are obliged to drive a multitude of miles around a large area to patronize all the Catholic churches that are holding services on that particular day.

by QuacksO July 18, 2019

Midsommar Cocktail

When a girl puts her own period blood or period blood clots into someone’s drink as an act of revenge or some sort of witch thing idk.

The prof was failing us so we bought a passion fruit tea for him at Starbucks and slipped him a midsommar cocktail so he’ll chill.

by lexaprofessional December 27, 2020