minger

Ugliest of the ugly. Disgusting looking. A minger is someone whos very unnatractive. Also name of a site.. AmIaMinger.com where you can personally rate mingers!

A good example of a minger is on AmIaMinger.com Check out 'Philos'

by barneyc February 10, 2008

minge ninja

one expert at sneaking up on minges and taking them by surprise, then satisfying them with some tongue aerobics

"that Phil is a Grand Master Minge Ninja, she never knew what licked her until it was all over and she was left a quivering wreck"

by Sheepie February 16, 2006

i am a single pringle ready to mingle

This phrase describes when you are a single and ready to mingle.

hello everyone I am a single pringle ready to mingle.

by Catzwithdonutzarecool June 11, 2018

minge nose

The unnerving and slightly distressing smell that follows you round after a night working down at the stench trench - remains until the sufferer can be arsed to have a wash.

Jeez mate, I ate this bird out last nite and I'm suffering a horrendous case of minge nose

by "T.C" May 2, 2006

minger

Not simply someone who is just coyote ugly, the phrase usually implies she is ugly, unkempt, over-weight and has hygiene problems such as a fishy cunt or skid marks on her underwear and her arse really stinks if you go to mount her doggy-style. She is also sexually promiscuous - a person who spreads sexually transmitted diseases. Her victims are always extremely horrified when they wake up the next morning. A somewhat crude term, the phrase is only usually used by people who are common, of low intellect or mingers themselves.Word comes from northern England and from Scotland.

Dave woke up hungover.Two-thirds of the bed contained a sweaty mound of stinky minger with unshaven armpits and huge bush. His genitals itched terribly.

by Jake January 20, 2004

Minge

A term used by garry’s mod players. "Minging" is a term often associated with the act of breaking the rules on a server, especially RP servers. Minges are often players not playing seriously, and often just intend to troll or have some short-lived fun.

Person: *Just running around making weird noises and breaking rules*
Player: “Your such a minge”

Person: *Starts disturbing an in game meeting/debrief*
=Player: “Stop Minging”

by JedSeriousRP August 6, 2020

Mingeitis

Inflammation of the minge, commonly attributable to a rather rough rodgering or a vagina related condition, see vagungus

Man my mingeitis is playing up at the moment, do you think i've got vagungus?

by Creepy Owen May 16, 2008